To: KERI L KINCADEThis message is for my bestest friend, Keri Lynn Kincade. Yes Ren, it's Stimpy. (A.K.A. Itchy and Scratchy)... I really miss you! I pray you get this message... Call my cell phone, 985-0266. I don't want to put my area code 'cause that just dummmmbbb, but you remember the area/city I lived in the last time we spoke. Well, unfortunately I'm still here.
P.S. I married him and we had a baby girl.